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Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/17/14 01:59 AM
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I carry a deflated weather balloon and a canister of Helium. When I get a deer down I tie the deer to the balloon and a rope to the deer's leg. Then fill the balloon with gas until the deer is off the ground and walk that sucker out.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you. "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/17/14 02:08 AM
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/17/14 02:11 AM
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This IS the "Tall Tales & Yarns" section,`ya know.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you. "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/17/14 02:21 AM
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Dang-it ............. knew it was too good to be true
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/17/14 03:28 AM
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But how does the deer know he should only allow himself to be shot upwind of your truck?
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
[Re: BayouGuy]
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12/17/14 02:15 PM
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Sounds like something to check into.
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/17/14 02:32 PM
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Would be a great idea IRL but I think the balloon size would be prohibitively large -- or maybe not.
EDIT: Just checked and a 20 foot diameter balloon would lift 263 pounds.
Last edited by postoak; 12/17/14 02:36 PM.
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/17/14 06:44 PM
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/17/14 06:58 PM
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My first thought was; wouldn't it be easier to carry the deer than a deflated weather balloon and a helium canister.
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
[Re: Simple Searcher]
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12/17/14 10:45 PM
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Why not just stick in his a-- and air him up, put on a halter and lead him out.
I can make 'em go! and I can make 'em whoa! God makes 'em DO! I carry the gun and blow the whistle.
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/18/14 02:55 AM
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Next time use Skittles and catch yourself a rainbow.
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/18/14 04:43 AM
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Trix for rabbits?
Frosted Flakes for tigers?
Lucky Charms for Leprechauns?
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you. "I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi's and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/18/14 12:16 PM
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Why not just stick in his a-- and air him up, put on a halter and lead him out. He would leak it all out from the bullet hole Unless he carried Gorilla tape to fix the hole
Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone that they have not first taken away from someone else.
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/18/14 02:29 PM
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Re: Beats Dragging - Even Beats A Deer Cart
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12/22/14 07:19 PM
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