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#5480524 - 12/16/14 08:33 AM Dear God
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
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Loc: Burleson TX
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.


The letter read

Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope... Can you please help me?


Sincerely, Edna



The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.


A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of

your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna
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#5480569 - 12/16/14 08:42 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5480596 - 12/16/14 08:49 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5480805 - 12/16/14 09:58 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Loc: Mineola,TX
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#5481966 - 12/16/14 06:52 PM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 360
Loc: Quinlan, Tx
roflmao
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#5482235 - 12/16/14 08:21 PM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 10/18/09
Posts: 1127
Loc: Kyle, TX
As an ex-postal employee that just had to laugh!!!!!!

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#5482707 - 12/17/14 04:37 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Great!!
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#5483931 - 12/17/14 02:58 PM Re: Dear God [Re: Dave Davidson]
pkhunter624 Offline
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Registered: 10/03/07
Posts: 256
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
Best friend is retired postal employee can't wait to tell this one to him. Thanks for the laugh

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#5485310 - 12/18/14 08:32 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Loc: Lake Worth
rofl Greatness!

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#5492193 - 12/22/14 05:06 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Loc: Cypress Texas
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#5528371 - 01/08/15 03:12 PM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 01/06/08
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Loc: Duncanville, Tx.
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#5528747 - 01/08/15 05:58 PM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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