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#5480524 - 12/16/14 08:33 AM Dear God
sleepyhunter Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 295
Loc: Burleson TX
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read

Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope... Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of

your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna

Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#5480569 - 12/16/14 08:42 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
bar-d Offline

Registered: 02/03/11
Posts: 778
Loc: Fisher County
We live in the land of the free because it is the home of the brave. THANKS to all our military and LEO for the job you do.

#5480596 - 12/16/14 08:49 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
texasag93 Offline

Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4004
Loc: Argyle

#5480805 - 12/16/14 09:58 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
Deadend Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 09/07/09
Posts: 1936
Loc: Mineola,TX

#5481966 - 12/16/14 06:52 PM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
grandpa75672 Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 351
Loc: Quinlan, Tx

#5482235 - 12/16/14 08:21 PM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
seacam Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 10/18/09
Posts: 1121
Loc: Hutto, TX
As an ex-postal employee that just had to laugh!!!!!!

#5482707 - 12/17/14 04:37 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
Dave Davidson Offline
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 06/24/06
Posts: 4243
Loc: Hurst, Tx
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP

#5483931 - 12/17/14 02:58 PM Re: Dear God [Re: Dave Davidson]
pkhunter624 Offline

Registered: 10/03/07
Posts: 244
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
Best friend is retired postal employee can't wait to tell this one to him. Thanks for the laugh

#5485310 - 12/18/14 08:32 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
elcasador Offline
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Registered: 08/09/11
Posts: 1406
Loc: Lake Worth
rofl Greatness!

#5492193 - 12/22/14 05:06 AM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
bkj Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 04/19/13
Posts: 1590
Loc: Cypress Texas
Originally Posted By: snoopy
Never before thought it was possible to have a female along and actually have MORE fun than by myself.

#5528371 - 01/08/15 03:12 PM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
HuntingTexas Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/06/08
Posts: 16569
Loc: Duncanville, Tx.
clap rofl
" In God We Trust "

#5528747 - 01/08/15 05:58 PM Re: Dear God [Re: sleepyhunter]
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