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#5470990 - 12/11/14 09:05 AM The Cowboy
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A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

#5471063 - 12/11/14 09:41 AM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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I like that one.

#5471108 - 12/11/14 10:08 AM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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If the enemy is in range, then so are you.

#5471109 - 12/11/14 10:09 AM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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#5471206 - 12/11/14 11:08 AM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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#5471460 - 12/11/14 01:20 PM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Bullfrog]
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Originally Posted By: Bullfrog

I like that one.

#5472119 - 12/11/14 07:27 PM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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Oldie but goodie. grin
All ready

#5480535 - 12/16/14 08:35 AM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 299
Loc: Burleson TX
cheers happy3

Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#5480814 - 12/16/14 10:02 AM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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roflmao roflmao roflmao

#5481499 - 12/16/14 03:40 PM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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#5481798 - 12/16/14 05:54 PM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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I like his style!.....LOL

#5492195 - 12/22/14 05:14 AM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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Originally Posted By: snoopy
Never before thought it was possible to have a female along and actually have MORE fun than by myself.

#5493047 - 12/22/14 01:06 PM Re: The Cowboy [Re: Hancock]
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