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#5458395 - 12/04/14 06:37 PM Dinner Date
DannyB Online   content
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Registered: 09/15/04
Posts: 7240
Loc: N.E. TX
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress,
taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman
slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared
straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of
sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might
offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying
to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the
table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked
in the door."

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#5458425 - 12/04/14 06:53 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
dawaba Offline
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Reminds me of the old Billy Joe Shaver line: "Don't mind me, ya'll keep on talkin'. I'm just lookin' for my hat."
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#5458473 - 12/04/14 07:44 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
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Registered: 09/27/10
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Loc: Houston, Texas
Whoooops!

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#5464819 - 12/08/14 09:59 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
PMK Online   content
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 6028
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
rofl that would definitely be an OH SH!!!!!!T moment!
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#5464875 - 12/08/14 10:28 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
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Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 12044
Loc: Waco, TX
uh oh

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#5465026 - 12/08/14 11:40 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 363
Loc: Burleson TX
scared wife boxing
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#5465190 - 12/08/14 12:53 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: sleepyhunter]
KG68 Offline
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Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 6314
Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx
rofl

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#5466569 - 12/09/14 07:30 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
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Registered: 11/24/09
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Loc: Springtown ,Tx USA
Lol
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#5467545 - 12/09/14 12:49 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
Simple Searcher Online   content
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5096
Loc: Helotes, Hext
A good old "slip-sliding away"
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#5469656 - 12/10/14 02:02 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
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Registered: 03/24/14
Posts: 1967
Loc: Virginia, USA
that was funny!

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#5472253 - 12/11/14 09:03 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 279
Loc: Plano, TX
That girl must be from Australia; she knows how to go down under.

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#5480786 - 12/16/14 09:51 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
rowdydog1 Offline
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Registered: 07/08/14
Posts: 174
that's awesome, I may use that today

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#5480808 - 12/16/14 10:00 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
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Lol clap
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