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#5458395 - 12/04/14 06:37 PM Dinner Date
DannyB Online   content
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Registered: 09/15/04
Posts: 6739
Loc: N.E. TX
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress,
taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman
slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared
straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of
sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might
offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying
to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the

The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked
in the door."

#5458425 - 12/04/14 06:53 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
dawaba Offline
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Registered: 10/22/06
Posts: 4200
Loc: Big Eddy Road, Noonday
Reminds me of the old Billy Joe Shaver line: "Don't mind me, ya'll keep on talkin'. I'm just lookin' for my hat."
"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple.....and wrong." H. L. Mencken

#5458473 - 12/04/14 07:44 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2788
Loc: Houston, Texas

#5464819 - 12/08/14 09:59 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
PMK Online   content
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 4801
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
rofl that would definitely be an OH SH!!!!!!T moment!
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#5464875 - 12/08/14 10:28 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
jdk1985 Offline
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Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 11669
Loc: Waco, TX
uh oh

#5465026 - 12/08/14 11:40 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 295
Loc: Burleson TX
scared wife boxing

Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#5465190 - 12/08/14 12:53 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: sleepyhunter]
KG68 Online   content
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Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 5993
Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx

#5466569 - 12/09/14 07:30 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
erniejs Online   happy
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Registered: 11/24/09
Posts: 4871
Loc: Springtown ,Tx USA
We get old too fast and wise too slow

#5467545 - 12/09/14 12:49 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
Simple Searcher Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 4022
Loc: Helotes, Hext
A good old "slip-sliding away"

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#5469656 - 12/10/14 02:02 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
TonyinVA Offline
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Registered: 03/24/14
Posts: 1817
Loc: Virginia, USA
that was funny!

#5472253 - 12/11/14 09:03 PM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 255
Loc: Plano, TX
That girl must be from Australia; she knows how to go down under.

#5480786 - 12/16/14 09:51 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
rowdydog1 Offline

Registered: 07/08/14
Posts: 151
that's awesome, I may use that today

#5480808 - 12/16/14 10:00 AM Re: Dinner Date [Re: DannyB]
Deadend Offline
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Registered: 09/07/09
Posts: 1936
Loc: Mineola,TX
Lol clap


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