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reeltexan
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Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.
Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. Mutual orgasm here and mutual orgasm there. That's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"
Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."
![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjZZqFj8/point-with-bird.jpg) "Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war." - General Patton
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[Re: reeltexan]
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03/09/12 03:14 PM
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BMD
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03/09/12 03:26 PM
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redchevy
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It was a bullet point/topic of discussion at a catholic marriage prep class I... had to go to.
It's hell eatin em live
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03/09/12 04:52 PM
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stxranchman
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people? ![[Linked Image]](http://neoswarm.com/images/Bug_Crawling.gif)
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11/26/14 07:54 PM
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reeltexan
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Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.
Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. Mutual orgasm here and mutual orgasm there. That's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"
Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."
"Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war." - General Patton
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[Re: reeltexan]
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11/27/14 04:53 AM
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RedHoss
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Old folks can be a hoot...LOL
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11/28/14 07:25 PM
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Shawheel
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I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. -Ted Nugent
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