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#5444624 - 11/26/14 01:50 PM Proposal
reeltexan Online   content
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A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

"Count that day lost whose low, descending sun
Is not, in part, obscured by powder from my gun"
B. Spiller

#5445003 - 11/26/14 06:26 PM Re: Proposal [Re: reeltexan]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 333
Loc: Plano, TX
Answer: "Poor, unemployed, with 2 children from my previous marriage".

#5445387 - 11/26/14 10:51 PM Re: Proposal [Re: reeltexan]
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Only two? When I was still single I met a single woman that had five. When I found out about them, I ran like heck. I met one that had two and then I found out she was already pregnant again when I met her and was looking for a daddy for her unborn kid. I had to go!

#5493109 - 12/22/14 01:28 PM Re: Proposal [Re: reeltexan]
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#5528228 - 01/08/15 02:21 PM Re: Proposal [Re: Gary Olson]
Stones1950 Offline
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Registered: 12/22/14
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Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
Answer: "Poor, unemployed, with 2 children from my previous marriage".

You don't have to be married more than once to realize that once was once to many!

I've only been married once. When I would introduce my wife and kids to someone, I would say "This is my wife, Pat, and these are my children from my first marriage." Which was true!

I thought it was hilarious but some women have not sense of humor.

Sometimes, I really miss that gal! Oh, well!


#5531992 - 01/10/15 05:17 AM Re: Proposal [Re: reeltexan]
Dave Davidson Offline
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Registered: 06/24/06
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I'm on my 2nd Wife. I refer to my first as my entry level Wife.
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP


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