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#5418586 - 11/13/14 03:12 PM Cannibals
RedHoss Offline
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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they started to eat the Frenchman?.......Answer: He said, "Tastes like chicken".

#5418596 - 11/13/14 03:17 PM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
Kenneth1977 Offline
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Your fired yawn

#5418814 - 11/13/14 04:54 PM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
Dave Davidson Offline
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I love it!
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP

#5418988 - 11/13/14 06:34 PM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#5421827 - 11/15/14 04:12 AM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
Seadog Offline
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson

#5443113 - 11/25/14 04:47 PM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
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#5443703 - 11/25/14 09:58 PM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
redfred Offline

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One cannibal said to another, "I went to the circus and ate a clown". The other asked, "How did it taste?" The first one said, "Kinda funny"
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.

#5444286 - 11/26/14 09:55 AM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
BayouGuy Offline
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Cannibal One: “I don’t like your brother-in-law.”

Cannibal Two: “Well, put him to to the side and just eat the vegetables.”
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.

#5444417 - 11/26/14 11:12 AM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
Henry Hefner Offline

Registered: 08/16/09
Posts: 125
Loc: Waxahachie, Tx
What was the cannibal's favorite song?
The Oscar Meyer jingle:

My bologna has a first name...

Edited by Henry Hefner (11/26/14 11:12 AM)
What part of "uphold the constitution" don't they understand?

#5444507 - 11/26/14 12:17 PM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
Cast Offline
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What's the black stuff between elephants' toes?

Slow cannibals?

I have a short attention spa

#5447378 - 11/28/14 03:36 PM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
RedHoss Offline
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Some good ones!......LOL!

#5449421 - 11/30/14 08:20 AM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
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Father and son cannibals standing over the big pot. Son says to his Dad, "I'm having a ball!" Dad says, "Slow down son-you're eating too fast!"
Originally Posted By: Russ79
I learned long ago you can't reason someone out of something they don't reason themselves into.

#5453962 - 12/02/14 12:05 PM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
Cobbler Offline

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#5469688 - 12/10/14 02:19 PM Re: Cannibals [Re: RedHoss]
Whack n stack Offline
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Registered: 03/25/14
Posts: 18
what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his a$$...


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