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#5418009 - 11/13/14 11:12 AM Shopping at Cabelas
polishpreacher Offline

Registered: 04/18/12
Posts: 92
Loc: Fredericksburg, Texas
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She
says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

#5421620 - 11/14/14 09:23 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 372
Loc: Burleson TX
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#5421833 - 11/15/14 04:26 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama

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#5422339 - 11/15/14 12:27 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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Registered: 07/28/13
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I don't always exaggerate, I just remember BIG!

#5422639 - 11/15/14 03:59 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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#5422685 - 11/15/14 04:19 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
Mambajeep Offline
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Registered: 09/29/11
Posts: 1131
Loc: Canton/Athens
Sometimes chicken, sometimes feathers

#5428420 - 11/18/14 08:53 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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Registered: 04/12/09
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#5428511 - 11/18/14 09:18 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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#5433553 - 11/20/14 12:44 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
aggielandman Offline

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Posts: 223

#5435361 - 11/21/14 11:26 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
TexasDoe Offline
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Registered: 06/14/14
Posts: 15
Loc: San Antonio
funny grin

#5452411 - 12/01/14 05:44 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
Peepaw on Fork Offline

Registered: 07/31/14
Posts: 124
Great one

#5484869 - 12/17/14 10:21 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
Jimmy Peppers Offline

Registered: 12/13/14
Posts: 148
Loc: Hot Springs/DFW
That is a funny one

#5485301 - 12/18/14 08:30 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
elcasador Offline
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Registered: 08/09/11
Posts: 1548
Loc: Lake Worth

#5492194 - 12/22/14 05:10 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
bkj Offline
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Registered: 04/19/13
Posts: 1670
Loc: Cypress Texas
Originally Posted By: snoopy
Never before thought it was possible to have a female along and actually have MORE fun than by myself.

#5493052 - 12/22/14 01:08 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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