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#5418009 - 11/13/14 11:12 AM Shopping at Cabelas
polishpreacher Offline
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Registered: 04/18/12
Posts: 80
Loc: Fredericksburg, Texas
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She
says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and
reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

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#5421620 - 11/14/14 09:23 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 312
Loc: Burleson TX
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#5421833 - 11/15/14 04:26 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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Registered: 09/26/07
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Loc: East Texas
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#5422339 - 11/15/14 12:27 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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Registered: 07/28/13
Posts: 367
Loc: TEXOMA
clap
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#5422639 - 11/15/14 03:59 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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#5422685 - 11/15/14 04:19 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
Mambajeep Offline
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Registered: 09/29/11
Posts: 1130
Loc: Canton/Athens
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#5428420 - 11/18/14 08:53 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4160
Loc: Argyle
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#5428511 - 11/18/14 09:18 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
jdk1985 Offline
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Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 11731
Loc: Waco, TX
cute

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#5433553 - 11/20/14 12:44 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
aggielandman Offline
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Registered: 01/05/10
Posts: 214
lol

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#5435361 - 11/21/14 11:26 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
TexasDoe Offline
Light Foot

Registered: 06/14/14
Posts: 15
Loc: San Antonio
funny grin

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#5452411 - 12/01/14 05:44 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
Peepaw on Fork Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 07/31/14
Posts: 116
Great one

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#5484869 - 12/17/14 10:21 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
Jimmy Peppers Offline
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Registered: 12/13/14
Posts: 148
Loc: Hot Springs/DFW
That is a funny one
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#5485301 - 12/18/14 08:30 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
elcasador Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/09/11
Posts: 1430
Loc: Lake Worth
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#5492194 - 12/22/14 05:10 AM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
bkj Offline
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Registered: 04/19/13
Posts: 1592
Loc: Cypress Texas
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#5493052 - 12/22/14 01:08 PM Re: Shopping at Cabelas [Re: polishpreacher]
MAJKF Offline
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Registered: 09/09/13
Posts: 115
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