Davy you had a good thing goin, but you're just coming on a little too hot to be able to stay for long. The key to trolling is to always ease your way in before mentally assassinating your enemies. Think Trojan Horse

lol that's waaaaaay too many big scoring scrabble words for this lot. Ahem, David, harmless palaber from most forum members here should be regarded as disingenuine at best and mildly chiding at it's very worst. Nobody wishes ill-effect upon you, it is simply a code amongst men who don the sinews of war to berate the un-initiated, much like the Army breaks a new cadet down to his elemental state in order to build him back up. In otherwords- don't take it personally, Hoss. It's all in fun (mostly). This is, after all, a forum of grown men discussing pursuits afield, with emoticons.

No way a guy who used the words "umbrage" and "effrontery" doesn't know that ducks migrate south for the winter.

I know they migrate south for the winter. I didn't realize that they flew WITH the North wind, that's all. I had been told that ducks always flew INTO the wind, so I thought they would migrate South when the wind was blowing from the South.

His map shows high winds, blowing from the North. So wouldn't that mean any ducks in Texas would have to come up from Mexico? And I thought all the ducks were in Canada until later in the winter, right?

Thanks, man. I think I was able to decipher the intent of your post after wading through all the spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors. I appreciate the support.

The leader of the whole frontier doesn't know how to kill a duck!

Dutchmen don't watch American football. Yall play kick ball

His map shows high winds, blowing from the North. So wouldn't that mean any ducks in Texas would have to come up from Mexico? And I thought all the ducks were in Canada until later in the winter, right?

Yall been crocketterized