I saw this one at a craft show...

"Deer tremble at the sound of my name."

Another one often repeated by those still recovering from a severe case of Buck Fever...

"All I could see wuz horns!"

And an honorable mention, sometimes used to cover a missed opportunity...

"Who, me? Must have been that guy down the pipeline that shot."

i been hunten hogs since Moby Dick was a minnow something like that, it still cracks me up

"Aim small, miss small."

U come any closer, we both gonna die. 1) i'm gonna die from a heart-attack & 2) i'm gonna shoot your a$$ ta a good friend

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields

Was up in Arkansas standing in line at the convenience store getting some scooby snacks for the hunt. There were a group of guys in line ahead of us. There was a man and his son and ahead of them were a couple of older men.

One of the older guys turns around and asks the kid, "So, is this your first duck hunt?"

The kid replies "Yes sir"

Then older guy says to him, "Well, we'll kill some ducks today if we see some"

Line has stuck with me for almost 20 years, still say it before almost every hunt.

"I do hunt, and I do fish, and I don't apologize to anybody for hunting and fishing." - Norman Schwarzkopf

The fun is over and the work starts after you pull the trigger.

as pappy always say's: that bad shot was caused by the jerk behind the trigger

The recreational value of game is inverse to the artificiality of its origin - Aldo Leopold

As he put the spent cartridge up to his nose he said " I don't know the meaning of life but I sure know what it smells like."

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bullets (arrows) are cheap, let em fly!

That's why it's called huntin and not killin!

A bad day hunting/fishing is still better than a good day at work.

as pappy once said ta the GW whin he sneaked apon him while duck hunting: Damn the torpedo's, were's my shotgun . some times me mind wonders

"It was the biggest deer I have ever seen"

followed shortly by

"Well, I was too stunned to take a shot"

You've got to Kill it before you Grill it. - Uncle Ted

"It was a perfect hit but we can't find any blood."

You can't kill anything sitting on the couch.

Grandpa, tell me bout the good ol days

"No, I'm not a good shot, but I shoot often."-Teddy Roosevelt

"I thought it was a doe"

Come to think about it, it's actually one that I hate to hear.

Guilty as charged.