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#5403239 - 11/06/14 01:27 PM Your favorite hunting-related quote
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I saw this one at a craft show...

"Deer tremble at the sound of my name."

Another one often repeated by those still recovering from a severe case of Buck Fever...

"All I could see wuz horns!"

And an honorable mention, sometimes used to cover a missed opportunity...

"Who, me? Must have been that guy down the pipeline that shot."
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#5403280 - 11/06/14 01:54 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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slinger i been hunten hogs since Moby Dick was a minnow rofl something like that, it still cracks me up flag
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#5403284 - 11/06/14 01:57 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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"Aim small, miss small."
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#5403293 - 11/06/14 02:00 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: colt.45]
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U come any closer, we both gonna die. 1) i'm gonna die from a heart-attack & 2) i'm gonna shoot your a$$ rofl cheers ta a good friend flag
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#5403431 - 11/06/14 03:09 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields
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#5403455 - 11/06/14 03:18 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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Was up in Arkansas standing in line at the convenience store getting some scooby snacks for the hunt. There were a group of guys in line ahead of us. There was a man and his son and ahead of them were a couple of older men.

One of the older guys turns around and asks the kid, "So, is this your first duck hunt?"

The kid replies "Yes sir"

Then older guy says to him, "Well, we'll kill some ducks today if we see some"

Line has stuck with me for almost 20 years, still say it before almost every hunt.

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#5403518 - 11/06/14 03:52 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Gary Willmann]
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"I do hunt, and I do fish, and I don't apologize to anybody for hunting and fishing." - Norman Schwarzkopf

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#5403873 - 11/06/14 07:07 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Creekrunner]
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Originally Posted By: Creekrunner
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields


rofl
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#5403910 - 11/06/14 07:37 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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The fun is over and the work starts after you pull the trigger.

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#5403985 - 11/06/14 08:16 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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as pappy always say's: scratch that bad shot was caused by the jerk behind the trigger flag
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#5404081 - 11/06/14 08:59 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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The recreational value of game is inverse to the artificiality of its origin - Aldo Leopold
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#5404310 - 11/06/14 10:46 PM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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As he put the spent cartridge up to his nose he said " I don't know the meaning of life but I sure know what it smells like."

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#5404492 - 11/07/14 06:02 AM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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Registered: 07/15/14
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Loc: Katy, TX
bullets (arrows) are cheap, let em fly!

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#5404678 - 11/07/14 08:27 AM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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That's why it's called huntin and not killin!
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#5404706 - 11/07/14 08:34 AM Re: Your favorite hunting-related quote [Re: Texas Dan]
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Loc: Erath,Panhandle
A bad day hunting/fishing is still better than a good day at work.

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