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#5380225 - 10/26/14 09:52 AM Leroy the Red Neck
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Story of Leroy, the Red Neck!

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.. The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its [censored]! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.. How about half a million bucks then?'

'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said, 'The name of the jerk who pushed me in the pool!'
Press for an AMERICAN.

#5380270 - 10/26/14 10:30 AM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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hammer clap roflmao

Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#5382244 - 10/27/14 11:44 AM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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up clap woot
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#5382362 - 10/27/14 12:31 PM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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lol35 clap

#5383264 - 10/27/14 07:45 PM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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That's a good one right there !

#5384399 - 10/28/14 10:12 AM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: PMK]
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Originally Posted By: PMK
up clap woot

#5384692 - 10/28/14 12:38 PM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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#5386386 - 10/29/14 09:02 AM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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#5389839 - 10/30/14 07:50 PM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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#5392157 - 11/01/14 09:24 AM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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#5411843 - 11/10/14 07:22 PM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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Good one!

#5493184 - 12/22/14 02:00 PM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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#5498787 - 12/24/14 11:59 PM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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Thus the creation of Duck Dynasty and the whatever Bucks show. rolleyes

#5500823 - 12/26/14 03:14 PM Re: Leroy the Red Neck [Re: decook]
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