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Note to Self #5379529 10/25/14 11:41 PM
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Do Not, eat two bunches of large red grapes before getting in the stand! This is a BAD thing to do. Stomach is roiling with the fermentation process, pretty sure if there are any deer nearby they can hear it particularly when the pressure relief valve is put to use. Being well over 50 I can't really trust the valve anyway. ..


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No force required. ..lol


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A fart is like a controlled burn, it can get out of hand quickly.







Heard that here still use it.

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Originally Posted By: 8pointdrop
A fart is like a controlled burn, it can get out of hand quickly.


At least with an out of control controlled burn you can call for help!







Heard that here still use it.

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I drank a big glass of "Tree Top" brand apple juice before heading to the blind. I almost didn't make it back to the camp in time. That stuff did me about the same as the liquid they made you drink before a colonoscopy.


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Nevery skip a bathroom,

never waste a ... well yeah

And lastly, NEVER TRUST A FART

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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves.

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Depends. Welcome to the club lol.


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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves.


Thats why you always wear a shirt with front pockets. Rip em off, instant TP.

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Well the hunt was unsuccessful but my dignity is still intact, just barely...LMAO about some of the comments but that's what I was expecting.
Some time I'll do a write up of why my best friend from the Marine Corps had lots of cammies without pockets, hmmm you probably figured it out.


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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves.


Thats why you always wear a shirt with front pockets. Rip em off, instant TP.


I've got a bunch of socks without mates in my sock drawer.

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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves.


Thats why you always wear a shirt with front pockets. Rip em off, instant TP.


I've got a bunch of socks without mates in my sock drawer.


After deer season is over, my wife always asks me about that!!! Now, I always keep at least 1 roll of TP in my truck!!! grin


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I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves.


Thats why you always wear a shirt with front pockets. Rip em off, instant TP.


I've got a bunch of socks without mates in my sock drawer.


After deer season is over, my wife always asks me about that!!! Now, I always keep at least 1 roll of TP in my truck!!! grin


In your truck?! What do you do, duck walk all the way back to get it? rofl

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Its right next to me and I put in backpack!!! Also carry small shovel just in case!!! grin


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Funny stuff! Show's how resourceful we can all be when the pants are down... I always ask for extra napkins at McD's and the like during the season to keep a bunch in the truck.

I thought I was the only one with o-ring and controlled burn problems...

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Depends. Welcome to the club lol.

fold 4 sheets of TP, fold along dotted line, place on inside of tighty wites in aim area, duck tape around edges. disposible. flag



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Depends. Welcome to the club lol.

fold 4 sheets of TP, fold along dotted line, place on inside of tighty wites in aim area, duck tape around edges. disposible. flag

scratch Walmart had sale on, Pre-moistened All Purpose WIPES they'll keep your tushy moist & 100% Biodegradable in 21 days. have u seen the prices of depends flag



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hate it whin theirs sepadge around the O-ring flag


One-way o-rings only leak if you repeatedly break the seal from the wrong direction.

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Depends. Welcome to the club lol.

fold 4 sheets of TP, fold along dotted line, place on inside of tighty wites in aim area, duck tape around edges. disposible. flag

scratch Walmart had sale on, Pre-moistened All Purpose WIPES they'll keep your tushy moist & 100% Biodegradable in 21 days. have u seen the prices of depends flag


Leaky o-rings.....keeping the "tushy moist"......... Ahhhh, now I get it.

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