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#5379529 - 10/25/14 06:41 PM Note to Self
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Registered: 12/13/10
Posts: 1526
Loc: Tarrant/Jack, County
Do Not, eat two bunches of large red grapes before getting in the stand! This is a BAD thing to do. Stomach is roiling with the fermentation process, pretty sure if there are any deer nearby they can hear it particularly when the pressure relief valve is put to use. Being well over 50 I can't really trust the valve anyway. ..
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#5379536 - 10/25/14 06:45 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
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Registered: 12/30/12
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Loc: Helotes, Hext
Don't force one, you might regret it.
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#5379544 - 10/25/14 06:51 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
7ARanch Offline
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No force required. ..lol
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#5379548 - 10/25/14 06:54 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
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Registered: 12/16/11
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A fart is like a controlled burn, it can get out of hand quickly.







Heard that here still use it.

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#5379550 - 10/25/14 06:55 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
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Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 80236
Loc: Abilene or on the road...
clap
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#5379558 - 10/25/14 07:01 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 8pointdrop]
Opening Day Offline
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Registered: 09/30/13
Posts: 764
Loc: Needville Tx.
Originally Posted By: 8pointdrop
A fart is like a controlled burn, it can get out of hand quickly.


At least with an out of control controlled burn you can call for help!







Heard that here still use it.

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#5379572 - 10/25/14 07:15 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
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I drank a big glass of "Tree Top" brand apple juice before heading to the blind. I almost didn't make it back to the camp in time. That stuff did me about the same as the liquid they made you drink before a colonoscopy.
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#5379657 - 10/25/14 08:17 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
catslayer Offline
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Registered: 12/11/12
Posts: 973
Loc: Straight out of Johnson County
Nevery skip a bathroom,

never waste a ... well yeah

And lastly, NEVER TRUST A FART

from the bucket list


Edited by catslayer (10/25/14 08:17 PM)
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#5379665 - 10/25/14 08:19 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
Big_Ag Offline
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Registered: 12/23/12
Posts: 1058
Loc: Denton or Knox County
I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves.

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#5379684 - 10/25/14 08:29 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
Halfadozen Online   content
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Registered: 10/29/09
Posts: 8010
Loc: Parker County
Depends. Welcome to the club lol.
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#5379687 - 10/25/14 08:32 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
Texas buckeye Offline
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Registered: 11/22/11
Posts: 3226
Loc: Keller
I am laughing out loud... flush

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#5379766 - 10/25/14 09:16 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: Big_Ag]
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Registered: 09/23/09
Posts: 5915
Loc: Austin
Originally Posted By: Big_Ag
I learned years ago that coffee is only for after the morning hunt. When without toilet paper, wool gloves make a good substitute. Of course they become disposable gloves.


Thats why you always wear a shirt with front pockets. Rip em off, instant TP.
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#5379777 - 10/25/14 09:22 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
7ARanch Offline
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Well the hunt was unsuccessful but my dignity is still intact, just barely...LMAO about some of the comments but that's what I was expecting.
Some time I'll do a write up of why my best friend from the Marine Corps had lots of cammies without pockets, hmmm you probably figured it out.
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#5379897 - 10/25/14 11:12 PM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
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Registered: 03/16/12
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Loc: wondering about the woods
hate it whin theirs sepadge around the O-ring flag
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#5379932 - 10/26/14 12:07 AM Re: Note to Self [Re: 7ARanch]
Seadog Offline
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Registered: 09/26/07
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Loc: East Texas
rofl
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