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#5362001 - 10/15/14 02:27 PM How true!
DrPerry Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 410
Loc: Not sure but the sky sure is p...
President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn't have his ID.
And the teller said you've got to prove who you are.

He said, "How should I do that?" She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in,
he didn't have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball,
putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.

And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn't have his ID either.
He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time.
We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.

And she said to him, "Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?"
And [Obama] said, "I don't have a clue."




And she said, "Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills."
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#5362053 - 10/15/14 02:57 PM Re: How true! [Re: DrPerry]
Opening Day Offline
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Registered: 09/30/13
Posts: 764
Loc: Needville Tx.
Couldn't be further from the truth!

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#5362062 - 10/15/14 03:01 PM Re: How true! [Re: Opening Day]
ColemanCty Offline
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Registered: 06/17/10
Posts: 222
Loc: Abilene, Tx.
Originally Posted By: Opening Day
Couldn't be further from closer to the truth!


Fixed it for ya

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#5362980 - 10/15/14 10:22 PM Re: How true! [Re: Opening Day]
Simple Searcher Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 4574
Loc: Helotes, Hext
Originally Posted By: Opening Day
Couldn't be further from the truth!

Your right, Agassi wasn't that good.
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#5364678 - 10/16/14 09:40 PM Re: How true! [Re: DrPerry]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 260
Loc: Plano, TX
He should have just asked for hope and received some change.

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#5364881 - 10/17/14 12:19 AM Re: How true! [Re: DrPerry]
Gone to Texas Offline
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Registered: 07/05/13
Posts: 2626
Loc: Hurst
roflmao

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#5365321 - 10/17/14 10:00 AM Re: How true! [Re: Gary Olson]
Simple Searcher Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 4574
Loc: Helotes, Hext
Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
He should have just asked for hope and received some change.


And now we all "hope" it "changes"
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#5369091 - 10/19/14 10:02 PM Re: How true! [Re: Gary Olson]
wburke2010 Offline
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Registered: 06/26/13
Posts: 4868
Loc: Nevada, TX
Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
He should have just asked for hope and received some change.


cheers

Walter

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#5386416 - 10/29/14 09:14 AM Re: How true! [Re: DrPerry]
jdk1985 Offline
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Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 11865
Loc: Waco, TX
cute

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#5395137 - 11/03/14 03:27 AM Re: How true! [Re: DrPerry]
Fallen Trophies89 Offline
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Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 422
Loc: Grayson and montague county
Ain't that the truth!
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#5395257 - 11/03/14 06:46 AM Re: How true! [Re: ColemanCty]
Gravytrain Offline
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Registered: 01/06/11
Posts: 19731
Loc: Rowlett, Tx
Originally Posted By: ColemanCty
Originally Posted By: Opening Day
Couldn't be further from closer to the truth!


Fixed it for ya


Could be that Opening Day thinks that Obama is doing everything he has
done to the country, it's borders, it's economy and world standing on
purpose. There is a good argument to made in that respect.

Still a funny joke though.

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