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IRS Audit
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09/24/14 04:21 PM
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Ramsey
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An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and when he gets there, he begins to talk with the IRS agent. "I bet $2,000 I can bite my own eye!" The IRS agent agrees to the bet, believing it an impossible task. The old man laughs, pulls out his glass eye, and bites it. The IRS agent is dumbfounded. The old man bets $3,000 he can bite his other eye. The IRS agent knows there's no way possible to do this, so he once more agrees. The old man cackles, pulls out his dentures, and bites his eye. Then the old man finally wagers, "I bet $20,000 I can stand on the far side of your desk, pee over the desk, and get it into your wastebasket, without missing a single drop." The agent knows he won't be able to, so once more he agrees. The old man indeed misses, peeing all over the desk, and on the paperwork. The IRS agent jumps for joy, but then notices the attorney over in the corner moaning. "Are you all right?" asks the agent. "No! On the way over here, he bet me $400,000 he could pee on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"
Big Beckett!!
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Re: IRS Audit
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09/24/14 04:23 PM
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Lance Vick
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Re: IRS Audit
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09/24/14 04:29 PM
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landsurveyor
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Re: IRS Audit
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09/24/14 04:30 PM
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WTGuide
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Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right
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Re: IRS Audit
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09/24/14 04:48 PM
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dogcatcher
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: IRS Audit
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09/24/14 05:37 PM
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Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
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Re: IRS Audit
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09/24/14 06:22 PM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: IRS Audit
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09/24/14 07:11 PM
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HuntingTexas
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A joke about screwing an IRS agent AND an attorney? That's a whole lotta win !!
" In God We Trust "
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Re: IRS Audit
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11/03/14 10:49 PM
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Merican Duck Hunter
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A joke about screwing an IRS agent AND an attorney? That's a whole lotta win !!
Arise.Kill.Eat -Acts 10:13 I have read a bunch of stuff on the internet about Star Wars but that does not mean I can skin a deer with a light saber.
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Re: IRS Audit
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11/04/14 12:13 PM
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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