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#5323978 - 09/24/14 11:21 AM IRS Audit
Ramsey Offline
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An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and when he gets there, he begins to talk with the IRS agent. "I bet $2,000 I can bite my own eye!" The IRS agent agrees to the bet, believing it an impossible task. The old man laughs, pulls out his glass eye, and bites it. The IRS agent is dumbfounded. The old man bets $3,000 he can bite his other eye. The IRS agent knows there's no way possible to do this, so he once more agrees. The old man cackles, pulls out his dentures, and bites his eye. Then the old man finally wagers, "I bet $20,000 I can stand on the far side of your desk, pee over the desk, and get it into your wastebasket, without missing a single drop." The agent knows he won't be able to, so once more he agrees. The old man indeed misses, peeing all over the desk, and on the paperwork. The IRS agent jumps for joy, but then notices the attorney over in the corner moaning. "Are you all right?" asks the agent. "No! On the way over here, he bet me $400,000 he could pee on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"
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#5323981 - 09/24/14 11:23 AM Re: IRS Audit [Re: Ramsey]
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#5323996 - 09/24/14 11:29 AM Re: IRS Audit [Re: Ramsey]
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#5323998 - 09/24/14 11:30 AM Re: IRS Audit [Re: Ramsey]
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Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right

#5324032 - 09/24/14 11:48 AM Re: IRS Audit [Re: Ramsey]
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
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#5324110 - 09/24/14 12:37 PM Re: IRS Audit [Re: Ramsey]
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#5324180 - 09/24/14 01:22 PM Re: IRS Audit [Re: Ramsey]
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#5324276 - 09/24/14 02:11 PM Re: IRS Audit [Re: Ramsey]
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A joke about screwing an IRS agent AND an attorney? That's a whole lotta win !! cheers
" In God We Trust "

#5396934 - 11/03/14 04:49 PM Re: IRS Audit [Re: HuntingTexas]
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Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
A joke about screwing an IRS agent AND an attorney? That's a whole lotta win !! cheers
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#5397955 - 11/04/14 06:13 AM Re: IRS Audit [Re: Ramsey]
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#5411820 - 11/10/14 07:15 PM Re: IRS Audit [Re: Ramsey]
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Good one!


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