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#5312848 - 09/17/14 10:25 PM Baptizing a drunk man
zederwatz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/10
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A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
"Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"



Just so I don't get a free pass to hell, this joke came from Seniorific News, Sep 2014 I dedicate it to all the people who do body recovery at the lakes.

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#5408909 - 11/09/14 04:29 PM Re: Baptizing a drunk man [Re: zederwatz]
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#5409696 - 11/09/14 10:20 PM Re: Baptizing a drunk man [Re: zederwatz]
chital_shikari Offline
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Registered: 08/03/11
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Lol

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#5411824 - 11/10/14 07:17 PM Re: Baptizing a drunk man [Re: zederwatz]
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Registered: 01/05/10
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Ha Ha!

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