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#5311657 - 09/17/14 01:31 PM Praying for LeRoy
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In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.

He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."

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#5311689 - 09/17/14 01:48 PM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: Hunt n Fish]
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#5311820 - 09/17/14 02:51 PM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: Hunt n Fish]
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Loc: Out of Dallas Co. SOON !!
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#5311823 - 09/17/14 02:53 PM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: Hunt n Fish]
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#5311837 - 09/17/14 02:59 PM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: Hunt n Fish]
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Registered: 03/17/09
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Loc: Mesquite, Texas
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#5312367 - 09/17/14 07:43 PM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: Hunt n Fish]
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Registered: 10/03/07
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Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
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#5312626 - 09/17/14 09:06 PM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: pkhunter624]
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#5327156 - 09/25/14 11:22 PM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: Hunt n Fish]
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Good one---
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it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

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#5327345 - 09/26/14 07:38 AM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: Hunt n Fish]
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Registered: 01/12/12
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Loc: Katy, TX
FUNNY!
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#5327524 - 09/26/14 09:09 AM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: Hunt n Fish]
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Registered: 07/15/14
Posts: 119
Loc: Iowa
roflmao

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#5412376 - 11/10/14 10:24 PM Re: Praying for LeRoy [Re: Hunt n Fish]
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Hahaha!

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