+1 That's great right there.

"They need to black and orange so I can hit them!"

"These Birds have flak jackets on!"

"The new and improved armored birds!"

A buddy of mine siting on his bucket looking at his shells, scratching his head and states " I grabbed the wrong ammo can, these are 00 buck shot!" (He had been missing birds all morning long!) lol

"Wonder how blackbirds and martins taste wrapped in bacon"?

" Think this field is under the dome, all the damn birds are going over the neighbors field".

"Gotta take a leak, they will start flying after I free Willy".

"We'll start seeing them fly as soon as we get back to the truck."

BANG BANG BANG SH&T

"For the last damn time those are killdees"

This one is for the mid to lower 20yr old guys.

"Bro, do you even wing shoot?"

Here's some from today

"That's just not fair man... Sounds like they're roofin a friggin house over there!"

"I mean really... What the heck!"

"How have they not limited out by now?"

New dogs or dogs that have been in the house all spring/summer. It's hilarious because the last time you're out with a dog during duck season, they're on it...then dove season comes and they get the chit shocked out em.

"That shot bounced right off him!"

Funny dove hunting quotes 2015? post em!

If it flies by me I'm going to scare the [censored] out of it.

Damn, I think I left my full choke in

Buddy 1: Is that a dove?
Buddy 2: Shoot it and find out?

Shotgun Boogie....

Well, I met a pretty gal, she was tall and thin
I asked her what she had, she said a box four-ten
I looked her up and down, said "boy this is love"
So we headed for the brush to shoot a big fat dove

Shotgun boogie, boy the feathers flew
Look out Mr. Dove when she draws a bead on you

Me talking to my 2yr old son.
"Hey do you want to come dove hunting with me? You can pick up my birds. "

With a perplexed look on his face he replied "well Im not a dog. "

After a single flies straight down the line and out of the field after having 8-10 shots expended at it:

"That's an effing flying miracle right there"

"Is that dove trying to £&#$ my mojo"?

Me: How's that new gun working out for you?
Buddy: Well, I'm getting pretty good at loading it.

Go ahead, put that one in your bag, you think you shot it anyway!

"Hey, mix in some salt with that pepper"

and pappy had 16 gauge choked down like a rifle

Lots of birds flying, action was fast and furious. Drop a bird and I notice it looks a little darker than normal. I don't think much of it. A little while later the same thing happens. Get back to shooting. I'm counting my birds as I go, so when I limit I go to clean the birds.

I'm next to a buddy that limited also cleaning birds and pull the dark dove out. Bigger than a collared dove. My buddy looks at me and I look at him and we burst out laughing.

I shot two pigeons. I swear they were flying in with dove. I have been hunting this spot for 10 years and it hasn't happened before.

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Two years ago I'm not hitting jack. Go through a box of shells with no birds. Buddy is making fun of me the whole time.
He is a scrounger, picking up all the hulls I shoot.

He says something like " I didn't know you hunt enough ducks to reload all these steel bb hulls"
Son of a .......... They were factory rounds.

Cook em up, they don't taste THAT bad.

Two birds coming in from the East...ah....West....I mean, never mind, they're gone.