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#5289481 - 09/05/14 09:57 AM Lost Wife...
dkershen Offline


Registered: 05/14/09
Posts: 17702
Loc: Denton/Argyle
A husband in Texas went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant: Build?

Husband: Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year... maybe red.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: Did she go in a car?

Husband: No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new Ford F-150 with an Eco-boost V-6 engine special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.

At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.

Sergeant: Don't worry, Bubba... We’ll find your truck.
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#5289487 - 09/05/14 10:05 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
KG68 Offline
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Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 6314
Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx
rofl

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#5289845 - 09/05/14 01:17 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
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Registered: 01/06/08
Posts: 17062
Loc: Duncanville, Tx.
clap
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#5289909 - 09/05/14 02:00 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14129
Loc: Katy, TX
YEP
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Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#5290083 - 09/05/14 03:29 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: KG68]
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Registered: 01/06/11
Posts: 23719
Loc: Rowlett, Tx
Originally Posted By: KG68
rofl

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#5290746 - 09/05/14 11:06 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
Good one!...LOL!!!

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#5290817 - 09/06/14 01:42 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
Seadog Offline
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Registered: 09/26/07
Posts: 13451
Loc: East Texas
rofl
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#5291198 - 09/06/14 11:10 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
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Registered: 01/06/10
Posts: 6179
Loc: Dallas / Hopkins Co.
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#5296282 - 09/09/14 08:31 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
twospeed29 Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 41
cowboytexas
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#5301880 - 09/11/14 08:49 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
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Loc: Mineola,TX
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#5327161 - 09/25/14 11:26 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
blackcoal Offline
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 9142
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
happy3
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it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

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#5334086 - 09/30/14 11:57 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
CCBIRDDOGMAN Offline
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Registered: 11/16/07
Posts: 10392
Loc: CEDAR CREEK LAKE
I like it!
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.

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#5334175 - 09/30/14 12:36 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
Wilhunt Offline
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Registered: 07/26/13
Posts: 3390
Loc: New Braunfels, San Saba county
luv that truck!

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#5335921 - 10/01/14 08:28 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
jdk1985 Online   content
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Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 12083
Loc: Waco, TX
Excellent! Should have been a V-8!

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#5338734 - 10/02/14 04:01 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
HS2 Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 06/26/14
Posts: 231
I got a truck for my wife. I thought it was a pretty good trade.

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