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#5289481 - 09/05/14 09:57 AM Lost Wife...
dkershen Offline

Registered: 05/14/09
Posts: 17096
Loc: Denton/Argyle
A husband in Texas went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant: Build?

Husband: Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year... maybe red.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: Did she go in a car?

Husband: No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new Ford F-150 with an Eco-boost V-6 engine special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.

At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.

Sergeant: Don't worry, Bubba... We’ll find your truck.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

#5289487 - 09/05/14 10:05 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
KG68 Offline
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Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 6314
Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx

#5289845 - 09/05/14 01:17 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
HuntingTexas Offline
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Registered: 01/06/08
Posts: 16855
Loc: Duncanville, Tx.
" In God We Trust "

#5289909 - 09/05/14 02:00 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
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Posts: 13380
Loc: Katy, TX

#5290083 - 09/05/14 03:29 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: KG68]
Gravytrain Offline
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Registered: 01/06/11
Posts: 21878
Loc: Rowlett, Tx
Originally Posted By: KG68

#5290746 - 09/05/14 11:06 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2820
Loc: Houston, Texas
Good one!...LOL!!!

#5290817 - 09/06/14 01:42 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
Seadog Offline
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Registered: 09/26/07
Posts: 13451
Loc: East Texas
I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson

#5291198 - 09/06/14 11:10 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
swmays Offline
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Registered: 01/06/10
Posts: 6130
Loc: Dallas / Hopkins Co.

#5296282 - 09/09/14 08:31 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
twospeed29 Offline
Light Foot

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 41
I got two speeds. Goin fast,and haulin [censored]

#5301880 - 09/11/14 08:49 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
Deadend Offline
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Registered: 09/07/09
Posts: 2250
Loc: Mineola,TX
Deadend Outfitters
903-312-0609 Lance Vick
Fun begins where the road ends,,,
Year around guided hog hunts

#5327161 - 09/25/14 11:26 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
blackcoal Online   content
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 8798
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

#5334086 - 09/30/14 11:57 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
CCBIRDDOGMAN Online   content
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Registered: 11/16/07
Posts: 10103
I like it!
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.

#5334175 - 09/30/14 12:36 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
Wilhunt Offline
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Registered: 07/26/13
Posts: 3140
Loc: New Braunfels, San Saba county
luv that truck!

#5335921 - 10/01/14 08:28 AM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
jdk1985 Offline
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Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 12045
Loc: Waco, TX
Excellent! Should have been a V-8!

#5338734 - 10/02/14 04:01 PM Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen]
HS2 Offline

Registered: 06/26/14
Posts: 201
I got a truck for my wife. I thought it was a pretty good trade.

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