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 Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: TCB]
#4799866
12/02/13 08:39 PM
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skinnerback
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That is some funny chit, I don't care who you are.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: skinnerback]
#4799906
12/02/13 08:45 PM
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Jimbo1
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FJB - Lets Go Brandon
BBB - Bring Back Better
Awake - Not Woke!
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/03/13 01:07 AM
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Erny
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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#4801645
12/03/13 01:56 PM
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bg75074
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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#4801676
12/03/13 02:09 PM
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cameron00
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IF A DAMNED MEXICAN GATEKEEPER SAID THAT TO MY WIFE, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I WOULD...
Tip him bigger than I would have previously.
So awesome.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: aeb]
#4801678
12/03/13 02:09 PM
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jdk1985
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That's hilarious. Have fun explaining that one!
Instagram @justinkingwoodworking
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/03/13 02:32 PM
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Black02z28
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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#4801795
12/03/13 02:52 PM
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Navasot
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/04/13 02:13 AM
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hunthard
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/05/13 06:39 PM
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doogie
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Hopefully wives will let us out to hunt this weekend.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/06/13 02:43 PM
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Don Dial
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Sounds like you boys britches are down. Years ago we hunted the Salinas Ranch in Miranda City by Laredo. Most of the guys were judges and police officers who all went to boys town in Nuevo Laredo in the '60's. I remember two brothers bringing their wives and taking them across the Border to visit Boystown. Bad Idea, it ended their hunting lease that year. They never could understand I came to hunt, my wife like clean living, warm houses, hot showers. Not a cold tent and bedroll.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: Don Dial]
#4811781
12/06/13 02:49 PM
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RICK O'SHAY
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like everyone else I'm laughing all the way through this thread!
GREATNESS !!!!!
DISCLAIMER
ATTENTION: Your decision should NEVER be based SOLELY upon my advice, recomendation, or opinion.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: aeb]
#4812558
12/06/13 06:45 PM
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WendlingKnives
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so you live at the cabin now?
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: aeb]
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12/07/13 04:09 AM
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Brando-Commando
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/07/13 12:37 PM
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Buckenvy
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/07/13 10:03 PM
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RKHarm24
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30 years ago while listening to my scanner, I overheard a cell phone conversation. Went like this:
Hey Honey, WHere is the charts for a certain part of Lake Texoma?
Well, they should be in the chart table or in the tube storage.
I couldn't find them, I was just about finished cleaning the boat, thought about taking her out on the lake.
Well, I'm finished here at the house, I'll jump in the car and head up there, you should be finished by the time I get there and I'll help you find the chart.
Silence, Long silence
Uh, Don't worry honey, I uh don't need it that bad, Stay at home and I'll be there in a couple of hours.
No, It's Saturday and we can sleep on the boat and come home tomorrow....see you shortly.
No sweetie, I'll come home.
Is there a reason you don't want me to come up to the lake and stay together on our boat?
Uh, No Honey........uh
See you in a few..Click.
Oh $$$$....click
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: aeb]
#4817099
12/08/13 02:51 AM
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Laser123
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That would have been my last trip to that ranch.
If I wanted to stay married.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: TexFlip]
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12/08/13 04:09 AM
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4Weight
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Apparently my grandfather has come back as an old Mexican man.  
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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09/24/14 02:33 AM
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doogie
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hunting a new place this year.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
#5323298
09/24/14 03:37 AM
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tdecker22
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Momma out her foot down it sounds like.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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09/24/14 12:22 PM
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Pitchfork Predator
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It wouldn't happen to be far north of the border would it?
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
#5323617
09/24/14 01:11 PM
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77-Style
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Lmaooooo!!!!
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
#5324321
09/24/14 07:28 PM
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tShawnB
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How good is the lease? If it's really good maybe you should agree and send them home, if not, then be offended and act accordingly.
How come everybody I meet is a deer hunting expert?
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
#5324454
09/24/14 08:53 PM
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TX Grubby
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Too funny! My tail would have been shot on sight if my wife was told that and asked questions while the medics were trying to patch me up...
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
#5325239
09/25/14 02:51 AM
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you got a new lease cause that old man was being funny ?
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