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#4792819 - 11/29/13 05:27 PM Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
doogie Offline
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Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 330
Loc: Hill County
Me and some buddies are hunting in south Texas and the owner of the property has a gate guard ( an old Mexican man with limited English )
Our wives wanted to come out and visit on then go out to a nice restaurant (wives dressed in cocktail dresses and had make up on)
We tell the little old Mexican man our wives will be coming and to let them into the ranch
Our wives show up an the little old Mexican man tells them ". No no no , no whores tonight. Wives are coming!" Our wives needless to say did not know how to respond


Edited by doogie (11/29/13 05:30 PM)

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#4792822 - 11/29/13 05:29 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie]
Humannpower Offline
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Registered: 12/26/12
Posts: 3617
Loc: Fort Worth
bwahahaha... rofl
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#4792829 - 11/29/13 05:32 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Humannpower]
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14129
Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: Humannpower
bwahahaha... rofl


How much trouble are you in? grin
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This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#4792830 - 11/29/13 05:33 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Humannpower]
Gone to Texas Offline
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Registered: 07/05/13
Posts: 2642
Loc: Hurst
Wow, that guy deserves an [censored] whoopin
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#4792832 - 11/29/13 05:37 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Gone to Texas]
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Registered: 04/17/09
Posts: 4542
Loc: Sanger, TX
How much make-up they have on?? confused2








Just messing with ya...

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#4792843 - 11/29/13 05:43 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: jbd76266]
TexFlip Online   content
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Registered: 08/18/12
Posts: 10266
Loc: Chambers County
Apparently my grandfather has come back as an old Mexican man. roflmao

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#4792845 - 11/29/13 05:45 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: jbd76266]
Chief Joe Offline
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Registered: 02/06/10
Posts: 6160
Loc: Fredericktown, Ohio
How many nights had you been there? confused2
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#4792944 - 11/29/13 07:08 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Chief Joe]
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Registered: 07/17/06
Posts: 84322
Loc: Abilene or on the road...
clap
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#4792984 - 11/29/13 07:22 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: dogcatcher]
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Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 15583
Loc: South Denton County
worthless
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My meat is good for you and worth the price...

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#4792988 - 11/29/13 07:24 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: pegasaurus]
pegasaurus Online   content
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Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 15583
Loc: South Denton County
Looks like there are two openings. Is this a cash only lease? grin
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#4793070 - 11/29/13 08:00 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: pegasaurus]
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Loc: Wolfe City, TX
Originally Posted By: pegasaurus
worthless


Seconded

That's still funny chit, though.
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#4793118 - 11/29/13 08:17 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: FiremanJG]
TCB Online   content
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Registered: 09/01/04
Posts: 1740
Loc: Denton, TX
That is some funny chit, I don't care who you are.
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#4793254 - 11/29/13 09:17 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: TCB]
DQ Kid Online   content
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Registered: 02/20/12
Posts: 4626
Loc: Flower Mound, TX
Maybe that gateman is George Carlin reborn...

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#4793265 - 11/29/13 09:22 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: DQ Kid]
CHRIS1981 Offline
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Registered: 08/16/07
Posts: 1229
Loc: Texas
Must be some good stories we are not being told here...
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#4793290 - 11/29/13 09:38 PM Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: CHRIS1981]
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Registered: 12/28/12
Posts: 1783
Loc: East Texas
Those wicked City Women... welcome

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