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#3077047 - 03/09/12 09:12 AM SEx TaLk
reeltexan Offline
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Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. Mutual orgasm here and mutual orgasm there. That's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"

Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."




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#3077053 - 03/09/12 09:14 AM Re: SEx TaLk [Re: reeltexan]
BMD Offline
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Registered: 06/21/07
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rofl

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#3077109 - 03/09/12 09:26 AM Re: SEx TaLk [Re: BMD]
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It was a bullet point/topic of discussion at a catholic marriage prep class I... had to go to.

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#3077419 - 03/09/12 10:52 AM Re: SEx TaLk [Re: redchevy]
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clap

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#5444632 - 11/26/14 01:54 PM SEx TaLk [Re: reeltexan]
reeltexan Offline
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Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. Mutual orgasm here and mutual orgasm there. That's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"

Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."
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Is not, in part, obscured by powder from my gun"
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#5445391 - 11/26/14 10:53 PM Re: SEx TaLk [Re: reeltexan]
RedHoss Offline
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Old folks can be a hoot...LOL

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#5445560 - 11/27/14 06:54 AM Re: SEx TaLk [Re: reeltexan]
Rglover Offline
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Registered: 11/09/10
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Good one...

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#5447268 - 11/28/14 01:25 PM Re: SEx TaLk [Re: reeltexan]
Shawheel Offline
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Registered: 10/10/12
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Loc: Arizona
Nice.
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