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#2239492 - 04/11/11 08:53 PM Hillbilly Vasectomy
Quick Shoot Again Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 12/12/10
Posts: 306
Loc: Austin, Texas

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to
go home, get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are
legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to your ear and count
to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor,

'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his
ear and began to count!






(You'll love this.)

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and continued counting on
his other hand.

This procedure works in Tennessee,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia, Kentucky and some parts of Texas.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"

NRA Life Member

#2239498 - 04/11/11 08:55 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
Alpha&Omega Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 03/25/10
Posts: 1198
Loc: Brazos County
Oh yeah rofl

Scito Te Ipsum

#2240259 - 04/12/11 08:56 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: Alpha&Omega]
RedMan.45 Offline

Registered: 06/15/10
Posts: 520
Loc: College Station/Corsicana


#2240403 - 04/12/11 10:02 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: RedMan.45]
sagebrushassassin Offline

Registered: 05/27/10
Posts: 126
Loc: Silver City, TX
Hahahahaha!! That's hilarious!

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#2243806 - 04/13/11 06:03 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
kwkguide Offline
Light Foot

Registered: 04/08/11
Posts: 15
Loc: Corpus Christi, Texas
Good one

#2243940 - 04/13/11 07:17 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: kwkguide]
stxranchman Offline
Obie Juan Kenobi

Registered: 08/04/10
Posts: 49264
clapSeen it before but it is still a great one! clap


#2247042 - 04/15/11 12:08 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: stxranchman]
pegasaurus Online   content
THF Celebrity

Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 11619
Loc: South Denton County
Nice. rofl

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Payne and East are into chicks. Not me.

#2247105 - 04/15/11 01:58 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: stxranchman]
SR025 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 09/01/10
Posts: 5307
Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: stxranchman
clapSeen it before but it is still a great one! clap


#2247260 - 04/15/11 07:45 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: SR025]
SatNiteSpec Offline

Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 5339
Loc: Wichita Falls

#2248431 - 04/15/11 04:29 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: SatNiteSpec]
dnttang Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 10/30/08
Posts: 373
This one is DEEEPP.

#2248436 - 04/15/11 04:33 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: dnttang]
BMD Offline
Silver Spoon

Registered: 06/21/07
Posts: 40258
Loc: Rockwall, Texas


#2279447 - 04/29/11 02:02 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: BMD]
Big A Offline
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Registered: 11/19/10
Posts: 2797
Loc: DFW


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