For the duck hunter out there:
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux where bestest of friends. They did everything together in the outdoors.
On one such outing, they were duck hunting with Thibodeaux’s dog.
Man dis dog was great. He fetch de ducks like you ain’t seen nothing fetch before. And on dis particular day, the ducks were flying like no tomorrow. Only problem is the dog, he wore his self out.
Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux, “ What is wrong with your dog?”
Thibodeaux say, “I don’t know T, he was fine a minute ago.”
Boudreaux said, “When was the last time he drank water, I bet he is dee-hydrated.”
Thibodeaux replied, “I’ll bet your right, Boudreaux, let see if we can get him to drink.”
Dees boys tried everything to get this dog to drink some water, but the dog did not want anything to do with it, so Boudreaux got an idea.
Boudreaux said, “ Hey T, hold his head under the water while I get to the back of your dog, and get a siphon going.”
So Thibodeaux held that dog’s head under the water, while Boudreaux began sucking on the back end of that dog, when all of sudden, the dog let a big turd loose.
Boudreaux pulled back and began to holler, “ LEFT HIS HEAD !!! LEFT HIS HEAD !!!! HE’S TAKEN UP MUD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”