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#1677867 - 09/17/10 02:11 PM Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius
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Real Men of Geniuuuuuus

Today we salute you, Mr. Setup For Early Teal Exactly At LST Hunter...

Mr. Setup For Early Teal Exactly At LST Huuuuuuunter

While most hunters get to their spots hours before dawn, you dare to launch your jon boat three minutes to legal shooting time...

Effort is overraaaaaaated!

With 3 robo ducks spinning while you sit in your uncovered boat out in the open, you make it clear that your mission is to only harvest the dumbest of the dumb teal...

It's called conservaaaaaaation.

No matter how badly you screw over the other hunters around you, you manage to scout 60 yards from my blind wearing desert camo only an hour into the hunt...

Are those decoys or duuuuuucks?

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. "no shots fired by anyone because of me", because anyone can do it the easy way, but it takes a real man to do it the impossible way...

Mr. Setup For Early Teal Exactly At LST Huuuuuuunter


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#1677875 - 09/17/10 02:14 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: LarryCopper]
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haha, thats perfect.


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#1677904 - 09/17/10 02:24 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: Cootslayer]
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That's great.

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#1677907 - 09/17/10 02:26 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: HOU Razorback]
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very nice

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#1677911 - 09/17/10 02:27 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: HOU Razorback]
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I guess those were decoys then..... OOOPS bolt


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#1677957 - 09/17/10 02:47 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: ducknbass]
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Greatness


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#1677960 - 09/17/10 02:48 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: ducknbass]
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Sorry to hear that Bro but I love your re-write of the Real Men of Geniuuuuuus song. Yes, that is greatness!

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#1678000 - 09/17/10 03:02 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: Sniper John]
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brilliant lyrics!!

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#1678003 - 09/17/10 03:03 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: Sniper John]
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Man that's awesome


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#1678006 - 09/17/10 03:04 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: phat694]
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rofl

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#1678020 - 09/17/10 03:08 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: Judd]
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Send it in to'm...they'll use it...

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#1678032 - 09/17/10 03:11 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: cody]
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Was this yesterday, or did another guy come in on you today?

I think you and I were at the same place yesterday morning. I walked in though and was across from you. Those guys literally got to the ramp and launched at legal.


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#1678049 - 09/17/10 03:19 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: Cochise]
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Originally Posted By: Cochise
Was this yesterday, or did another guy come in on you today?

I think you and I were at the same place yesterday morning. I walked in though and was across from you. Those guys literally got to the ramp and launched at legal.


Yep, that was me out there. This did happen yesterday so you know what I'm talkin' about.

Every time I looked over their way they were STANDING in the boat sticking out like sore thumbs or walking around... bang

Talk about screwing your spot over. I thought I had it bad, but they totally chopped you at the knees.


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#1678059 - 09/17/10 03:23 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: LarryCopper]
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HILARIOUS!!!

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#1678079 - 09/17/10 03:29 PM Re: Barney Lake Presents, Real Men of Genius [Re: E_ROC]
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hahaha good stuff!

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