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Hypnosis
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05/10/18 12:24 PM
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A woman came home and told her husband, “Honey, you know that headache that’s been bothering me all these years? I’m finally cured!” “Cured?” the man asked, “How did that happen?” “My friend Johanna recommended that I go see a hypnotist. The hypnotist told me to stand in front of a mirror and repeat ‘I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache.’” The woman continued with a broad smile, “I was skeptical at first, but I tried it out, and it worked! No more headache!” “That’s amazing!” the man replied. The woman squirmed a bit, and then hesitantly said, “Honey, for the last few years, you haven’t exactly been a Tarzan in bed. How about you go to the hypnotist too, maybe he can help you out?” The man thought about it for a while, and then decided that it couldn’t hurt to try. After his visit to the hypnotist, the man returned home with new confidence. He lifted his wife up, carried her to the bedroom, undressed her and said: “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” The man walked briskly to the bathroom. After a short while, he came back to bed and made passionate love to her like never before. The wife said breathlessly, “Oh my, now that’s what I’m talking about.” After they were done, the man once again said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He went to the bathroom, and after a short while he came back and they made love even more passionately than before. “Oh my, that was wonderful” the woman said. The secret is revealed The man got up again, and said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” And for a third time, he went to the bathroom. This time, the woman couldn’t resist the temptation. She sneaked out of the bed and followed her husband. There she saw him standing in front of the mirror, repeating: “She’s not my wife, she’s not my wife, she’s not my wife.”
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Re: Hypnosis
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05/10/18 12:43 PM
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Re: Hypnosis
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05/10/18 02:13 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Hypnosis
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05/10/18 04:31 PM
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Re: Hypnosis
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05/10/18 04:41 PM
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Re: Hypnosis
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05/11/18 04:56 AM
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Re: Hypnosis
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05/11/18 06:14 PM
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A woman came home and told her husband, “Honey, you know that headache that’s been bothering me all these years? I’m finally cured!” “Cured?” the man asked, “How did that happen?” “My friend Johanna recommended that I go see a hypnotist. The hypnotist told me to stand in front of a mirror and repeat ‘I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache.’” The woman continued with a broad smile, “I was skeptical at first, but I tried it out, and it worked! No more headache!” “That’s amazing!” the man replied. The woman squirmed a bit, and then hesitantly said, “Honey, for the last few years, you haven’t exactly been a Tarzan in bed. How about you go to the hypnotist too, maybe he can help you out?” The man thought about it for a while, and then decided that it couldn’t hurt to try. After his visit to the hypnotist, the man returned home with new confidence. He lifted his wife up, carried her to the bedroom, undressed her and said: “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” The man walked briskly to the bathroom. After a short while, he came back to bed and made passionate love to her like never before. The wife said breathlessly, “Oh my, now that’s what I’m talking about.” After they were done, the man once again said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He went to the bathroom, and after a short while he came back and they made love even more passionately than before. “Oh my, that was wonderful” the woman said. The secret is revealed The man got up again, and said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” And for a third time, he went to the bathroom. This time, the woman couldn’t resist the temptation. She sneaked out of the bed and followed her husband. There she saw him standing in front of the mirror, repeating: “She’s not my wife, she’s not my wife, she’s not my wife.”
hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Hypnosis
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05/12/18 04:37 AM
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Re: Hypnosis
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05/17/18 12:21 AM
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