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Smittys mom... #6985831 12/06/17 11:24 PM
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The high sheriff of Apalatcha Parrish in La. had news for Smitty.....found him at a local bust out joint throwing down a few cold ones. Sheriff says...SMITTY I got da bad news and da good news. Smitty say what da bad news sheriff....Smitty im sorry but we find yo momma face down dead in da swamp....Smitty say...OH NO sheriff what be da good news? Sheriff say....da good new is we got 10 big blue crabs off her this morning and we gonna run her again tomorrow.

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Re: Smittys mom... [Re: bill oxner] #6985878 12/07/17 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Sick.

Thank you Bill

Re: Smittys mom... [Re: majekman] #6986053 12/07/17 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted By: Dave Davidson
Love it
Ditto.....I know coon azzes just like that...... cheers


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Re: Smittys mom... [Re: SnakeWrangler] #6986153 12/07/17 02:55 AM
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Ditto.....I know coon azzes just like that...... cheers

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