An elderly widower walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is in his mid-eighties, very well-dressed, hair well-groomed,
great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an
expensive after shave.  He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her.
He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me... do I come here often?"

Hey Bill....take notes.....great way to break the ice without actually buying them a drink or picking up their tab.....

or at the gas pumps

FIFY