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Cowboy Heaven
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07/02/16 08:11 PM
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mikei
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An oldie but goodie for your holiday enjoyment!
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.”
I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the stuffing out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago."
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Re: Cowboy Heaven
[Re: mikei]
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07/02/16 09:32 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Cowboy Heaven
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07/07/16 02:26 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Cowboy Heaven
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07/08/16 01:30 PM
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Red Cloud
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Re: Cowboy Heaven
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08/09/16 07:27 PM
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hook_n_line
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Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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