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 Drama in the Serengeti
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03/09/16 02:17 PM
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Drama in the Serengeti A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah. While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.” The wife answered, “If that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you sex every day for the rest of your life." Here's what happened: https://www.youtube.com/embed/DYDIwOnXNc8?rel=0
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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03/09/16 04:40 PM
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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03/09/16 04:58 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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03/09/16 05:23 PM
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I did not see that coming lol
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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03/09/16 10:14 PM
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In line for the joke of the month.
Press ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/01/full-15091-89291-full_15091_35556_phone1a.png) for an AMERICAN.
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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03/10/16 12:57 AM
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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03/10/16 09:36 PM
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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03/11/16 03:56 AM
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If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.
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but I can't seem to get my head that far up my [censored]." Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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04/01/16 11:10 PM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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04/02/16 05:12 AM
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti
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04/13/16 08:09 PM
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I would've killed the cheetah instead  
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