An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a
checkup and the doctor was amazed at what
good shape the guy was in.

The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your
good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and
that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well
before daylight and out chasing turkeys up
and down the mountains."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but
there's got to be more to it. How old was your
dad when he died?"

The old timer said, " Who said my dad 's dead? "

The doctor said, " You mean you 're 80 years old
and your dad ' s still alive? How old is he?

The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in
fact, he hunted turkey with me this morning,
and that's why he's still alive... he's a turkey hunter."

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm
sure there' s more to it. How about your dad's
dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said,"You mean you're 80 years old
and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"

The old timer said,"He's 118 yrs old."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point
and said, "I guess he went turkey hunting with
you this morning too?"

The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go
this morning because he got married."

The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why
would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"

The old timer said, " Who said he wanted to?

now that's funny

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!...LOL!

X2.

now this is good.

Excellent

haha